Welch Banger

A lit ass party that only a select few can enter. Real niggas only!

El Guy 1: "yo, did you hear about the Welch Banger last night it was crazy!?"
El Guy 2: "Yeah, I got kicked out because I wasn't cool enough to go so I called the cops"

by Young chode April 3, 2017

Welch

Lospollostv (if you know you know)

LosPollosTV tweeted that he had a banger stream planned for that day but he welched everyone because his lard ass fell asleep on the sofa and forgot to stream.

by anonymous June 21, 2021

Gage Welch

a super cool hype beast. that likes to flex. and f*** b*****

Gage Welch is hella cool like my daddy.

by 333xan333 October 19, 2018

welching

to not be serious or to be joking

Hank-“Steve dude i just had sex with your mom”
Steve-“YOUR WELCHING”
Hank-“i swear i’m not joking i did”

by AGhgHhHa January 13, 2020

Bobby Welch

A Bobby Welch is someone that one likes for an extended and indefinite period of time even though the possibility of being together is almost entirely improbable. Every person has one, the one person they will always have feelings for and that always makes them smile when they see said Bobby Welch no matter what else is going on.

“She has been in love with him since sophomore year, but they were never even a thing and he has a girlfriend, he must be her Bobby Welch.”

by Dacowsanddatacobell November 6, 2018

tyson welch

Awesome at everything.Fucking hilarious.has a huge penis.nice hair really nice.short and skinny.good at all sports.good with electronics.likes camping and has lots of friend's.shares a lot and has asthma and he doesn't take shit.the most bandanas person you'll ever meet.

Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.

Wow he he's a huge penis like a Tyson Welch

by HungryHippo April 24, 2015

welch

Slang for the most privileged group within the state of Utah. An acronym made from the first letters of: White-presenting, Educated, LDS (Mormon), Cisgender, Heterosexual.

I heard Jim only moved from Chicago so he could spend more time with his other welch friends in Salt Lake City.

by siimonsays June 6, 2025