a twitchy dance move favored by alt and art-rock singers. tuck your arms in like a velociraptor or tyrannasaurus, roll your eyes back, hang your mouth open, and throw a seizure to keep yourself busy while lead guitar does their thing.
buddy: "man thom yorke's got velocilepsy eh?"
guy: "yeah i heard he caught it off that dude from the tragically hip"
guy: "yeah i heard he caught it off that dude from the tragically hip"
by #three July 4, 2008
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Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.
Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types
Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.
Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types
Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
by 5ronins December 8, 2009
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When a city encourages people to ride bikes to help control traffic problems, but instead of giving a tax break to people that buy bikes, they create public bike rental programs in the downtown core in order to leech even more money off of the populace.
Ralph: "Ever try those BIXI bikes in downtown Montreal, they are everywhere, and real cheap to use"
Jean-Claude: Are you nuts, the taxpayer is paying for these things whether they are used or not, it is real Velociserfdom man, we are all slaves to this BS!!"
Jean-Claude: Are you nuts, the taxpayer is paying for these things whether they are used or not, it is real Velociserfdom man, we are all slaves to this BS!!"
by pmbear June 21, 2011
Get the Velociserfdom mug.A Vector Flexor is a modified wireframe icosohederon toy, built with flexable strut connectors. The removal of 6 ballast that complete an icosohedron cause the entity to synergize, lossening it's structure and allowing it to become fold-able. It forms into many geometric objects, veiwed in 2 and 3 dimensions
This flexability allows for imagination stimulation as well as a relaxing place to ponder for a spell.
Buckminster Fuller, recognized as fabricator of the Fullerene, came across this figure while confering about synergetic thinking. He became intrigued with the balance that allow the model to swing to and fro and named it the Jitter Bug. aka Bucky's Jitter Bug
This flexability allows for imagination stimulation as well as a relaxing place to ponder for a spell.
Buckminster Fuller, recognized as fabricator of the Fullerene, came across this figure while confering about synergetic thinking. He became intrigued with the balance that allow the model to swing to and fro and named it the Jitter Bug. aka Bucky's Jitter Bug
She collapsed her Vector Flexor into an octohedren.
Thomas can twist his Vector Flexor into a large triangle.
Thomas can twist his Vector Flexor into a large triangle.
by planeaddict January 6, 2015
Get the Vector Flexor mug.The state of being so high that your arms get stuck in the position similar to that of a velociraptor.
by The Official Marky™ June 23, 2015
Get the Velociraptored mug.When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.
"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"
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