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vanillingus

Vanillingus refers to the act of adding copious amounts of vanilla to cunnilingus.
When the smell was too fishy or foul, ole Phred just pulled the vanillingus to freshen things up.
by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009
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Vanilla Butt

Its when you don't tan naked and you're body and butt are different skin tones.
by Xenu Mcfly May 9, 2011
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Vanilla Twizzler

A fetish masturbation technique in which a male lays back on his shoulder blades with his lower body raised to position his erect penis directly above his face, and attempts to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a guy at work doing a Vanilla Twizzler in the break room.
by Steve Clayton October 8, 2015
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Vanilla Flirts

When someone had a weak flirting game
Sean: What you up to man?
Josh: Just playing Q&A with Ella
San: Man, that's some vanilla flirts
by MintyB February 1, 2016
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vanilla ice cream cone

Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.
After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.
by PnBOX November 11, 2021
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Vanilla Dick

A white, heterosexual guy, the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.

*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…
Girl, don’t date that bitch: he’s a vanilla dick!!
by lilT&Marhoe February 24, 2022
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Super vanilla

Someone who is extremely bland during sex or not into anything kinky
BOY: Hey wanna use anything while we have sex
GIRL: EW NO THATS VERY WEIRD
BOY: Geez your acting super vanilla right now
by Freezii March 11, 2022
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