by ViolentNinjaD September 16, 2015

Guy 1: spare some change
Guy 2: bro you were the richest on the block where did your money go
Guy 1: valve index
Guy 2: oh that makes sense
Guy 2: bro you were the richest on the block where did your money go
Guy 1: valve index
Guy 2: oh that makes sense
by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy June 2, 2022

A vehicle that has been modified so that it produces a loud, rumbling, aggressive noise when the engine is revved. This modification is known as installing a ‘Grunt Valve’
Dave: Bruv, what was that car that just sped past us, sounded like a TVR or something..?
Joe: Nah mate, saxo.
Dave: Shit man, must have a fat grunt valve innit.
Dave: What you sayin Joe?
Joe Just chillin in the grunt valve innit.
Dave: Fair play, whats the grunt valve sayin?
Grunt Valve: GGRRRRRRR – WAAAAP WAAAAPP WAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Dave: That’s some serious grunt valve right there Joe, he is on it.
Joe: Innit doe.
Joe: Nah mate, saxo.
Dave: Shit man, must have a fat grunt valve innit.
Dave: What you sayin Joe?
Joe Just chillin in the grunt valve innit.
Dave: Fair play, whats the grunt valve sayin?
Grunt Valve: GGRRRRRRR – WAAAAP WAAAAPP WAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Dave: That’s some serious grunt valve right there Joe, he is on it.
Joe: Innit doe.
by Badmaninnitdoe October 7, 2010

by Fruit_Loop21258 June 5, 2022

While having anal sex and your penis goes too deep and hits the "flapper valve" causing your partner to shit the shaft.
by bench knight May 6, 2015

The valve index is a fantastically expensive pc vr headset that is more fragile then glass. This is definitely one of those headsets to get if you want to waste your money
by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy June 2, 2022

Wireless (Bluetooth) headset worn by loud obnoxious douchebags that think everyone around them wants to hear their conversation.
by electrogeek March 7, 2012
