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UBS cable

Or da plug-in port, too... same diff. Refers to where da data-connection is supposed to cleanly transfer info from A to B, but instead just passes a lotta you-know-what instead of anything legible or valid.
I usually buy name-brand computer-products, even though they do cost somewhat more. Yeah, I know dat I could always get one of those crappy Chineseum UBS cables for just 99 cents, but I wouldn't be able to count on them to either process my files properly or even operate without overheating or shorting out.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
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UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018
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ub;le

Utter bollocks;like everything - The UK definition
Utter bullshit;like evrything - The US definition

a) Used as a catch-all response when something isn't making sense, or has spun off in a pointless direction. Frequently used as a response to baffling corporate decisions

b) Used as a warning or precursor to making a suggestion or submitting an idea

In either use of the term, it is generally being used in a cynical way to describe the pointlessness of a situation, idea or action, or its potential to be so.
Example for a)
Person 1: "Have you seen what management now want us to do each week?"
Person 2 "Yeah, ub;le"

Examples for b)
When suggesting a new idea: "ub;le, but have we tried to do it this way ....."
When making a comment: "I think the point of that artwork is to challenge the senses. I dunno ub;le?"
by simcoll September 12, 2022
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UBS

Unexpected bullshit
Things Dairy Queen workers go thru every night
Working here you NEED to be prepared for some UBS
by Evan Hoss May 2, 2023
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UB trademark

The thing you see at the bottom of the UrbanDictionary page, that hasn't been updated for half a fucking year. Just change it to 2022 already!
UB trademark, fuck you cuz' were gonna annoy people with OCD.
by ☆★Marigold★☆ May 17, 2022
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ube

"when you bung your schweeze and ube everywhere
by an advid ubster September 9, 2022
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ub

hey Ub Its me mia
by Marcusandmartinusfan90 November 20, 2021
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