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UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018
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UBS

Unexpected bullshit
Things Dairy Queen workers go thru every night
Working here you NEED to be prepared for some UBS
by Evan Hoss May 2, 2023
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ub-argh pirates!

uber: super; high-level; high-ranking.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ub-argh pirates!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about pirates.
"ub-argh pirates!" - says a pirate
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Ube

Ube can be used as something that is really annoying and aggravating. So annoying that people literally want to kill it or erase from the world.
Example: Hitler is the most ube person ever!
by Lolococoboco March 19, 2019
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Shud ub

by SavvyIsSmart December 14, 2023
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Ub nosed

LUBBIN
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Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.
Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.
by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024
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