PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder)

When you vow to never drink Tequila again.

"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).

by Wess Parsley November 25, 2016

tila tequila

A girl who associates herself wiith black rappers and hiphop artists to try to become more well known and famous but has been seen dating only white men. Tila is sending out many misconceptions about asian women. Most high class, respectable asian women prefer asian men, white western american men, or european men. all of my girlfriends who are asian have never dated a black man, and they say its just natural knowledge in their culture. They also look down on people who sell a "slutty" image and see it as disgraceful. If you are asian or you have a close friend who is a classic asian woman, you already know this is true.

The 4 foot 11 girl, Tila Tequila, is a disgrace to all asian women.

by truthseeker00 March 28, 2008

Tila Tequila

An old lady (26) who's now famous from having millions of myspace friends. Who also thinks she's black and tries to act like she's from the ghetto. A hoochie mama no one wants to touch. She's also bi, that doesn't help much.

Did you see Tila Tequila kiss that girl.

by QTGyal February 18, 2009

Tequila Mudslide

Tequila Mudslide -- This is when you're fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out and give her a "dirty sanchez" then piss on her face to wash the shit off of her lip.

Tequila - b/c tequila looks like piss and mudslide b/c the piss streaming down her face will be full of shit.

I was in Mexico fucking this chick in the ass and I gave her Tequila Mudslide.

by Darin/Ryan November 27, 2006

Vodka Tequila Redbull

Similar to the ever popular Vodka-Redbull concoction, This healthy spin on the drink offers not only vodka to get you tipsy and redbull to cause tachycardia on the dance floor, but a nice touch of tequila to make you forget your night.

Typical Ingredients:

1 part hangover
3 parts heart attack
4 parts regretful decisions

Bro 1: Bro montana, last night my boy at the bar made me like eight Vodka Tequila Redbulls!
Bro 2: Yeah I noticed you went home with that dragon!
Bro 3: Oh shit I did??

by Brohammed June 1, 2010

tequila

The only legal Mexican immigrant. Don't eat the worm!

1 tequila, 2 tequila 3 tequila floor, 5 tequila 6 tequila 7 tequila morgue.

by A drinker with a music problem July 23, 2007

tequila sunrise

The ability to (a) drink continuously all night AND (b) stay up drinking until the sun appears again *usually the point in which you play "Tequila Sunrise" by The Eagles.

I don't know if I'll be there on time, today was a tequila sunrise.

by The Original J. Martin May 27, 2007