turd burglar

Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.

"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"

by DD303 August 9, 2016

Turd burglar

A thief that prowls the night looking for its next victims turd to take home to his or her fellow loved turglars, they do not care if it is a man, woman, child or armadillo their turd will be taken.

The turd burglar has struck again

by Turglar December 6, 2020

Turd burglar

Amsterdam only definition:
a polish dude that sleeps in your cupboard while your not watching.

"dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"

by burgturdlar January 30, 2019

turd burglar

To give anal and not clean up afterwards.

Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.

by jaymor February 3, 2009

turd burglar

One who likes to endulge in anal sex.

That Rob Halford is a badass singer even though he's a turd burglar!

by cbrown1969 December 13, 2010

turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.

Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!

by dr sauce October 28, 2011

turd burglar

The Annoying Biznatch from McDonalds.

That fuggen Turd Burglar, he's burglaring my turds, murg burg turd burglar.

by Bee Aych Bee April 26, 2003