Tumblr

Tumblr is a place where everyone sold their soul to Satan when we didn't read the Terms of Agreement.

Tumblr is filled with the following:
~hipsters
~porn
~Harry Potter fandom
~Sherlock fandom
~Doctor Who fandom
~Supernatural fandom
~Homestuck fandom
~cats
~food
~drugs
~alcohol
~pretty girls
~LGBT supporters
~fangirls
~music freaks
~depressed people
~obsession with Canada
~obsession with England/Britain/UK
~arguments between American users and British users about the meanings of words
~hedgehog gifs
~youtubers
~cosplayers
~lonely people with no lives
~pictures with song lyrics on them
~Avengers fandom
~Star Trek fandom
~obsession with Robert Downey Jr.
~anon hate
~anon love
~roleplay
~memes
~gifs
~furries
~anime
~shippers
~OTPs
~personal posts
~ranting
~trolls
~posts that were probably posted at 3AM that question the meaning of life
~outer space
~the insane
~paradoxes in posts
~major sleep deprivation

If tumblr people actually left their computers for the real world, we'd probably invent something insanely awesome.

Friend: What is tumblr anyways?
Me: lifecatsmusicbandshipstersfandomsomg<3
Friend: okay then....
Me: TUMBLRTUMBLRTUMBLR<3

by awkotacokitty-rawr August 31, 2013

Tumblr

The place where hipsters, emo's, and social degenerates go to to complain and make attention seeking posts. A place to stay away from and shall not be named.

Hipster friend: Go on tumblr its great! Me: I'm not a hipster and i don't need to be an attention seeking ass hat.

by MangoSpider August 23, 2014

Tumblr

A social media website made for "weird gurls" and "nice bois". Aka: attention whores/beached whales who think they are too special for Facebook. They are very special snowflakes so approach with caution.

A tumblr user will blatantly bash racism by hating white people.

Never make any gay jokes whatsoever. The tumblr user can not take jokes and will never stop crying and cutting themselves about the way you "oppressed" him/her.

Tumblr users will often make up silly and quirky names for their own awful fetishes (like Polysexuality).

The best way to deal with a tumblr user is with gasoline,a lighter,and reverse abortion. If all that doesn't work use a "trigger" (something that a tumblr user does not agree with and will kill themselves because of it).

"I have a tumblr cause i'm so special :3

by A beautiful bastard June 11, 2015

tumblr

A place that's now more of a hell hole than a website. It seemed somewhat harmless when I first joined (2010/2011) but now from what I see, 90% of it is filled with hateful assholes who think they're changing the world for the better and the entire world is America (plus have a pathetic victim complex). My dash was filled with cats, nutella, and bands, and I still see that once in a blue moon. Now it's privileged teenagers and other SJWs (social justice warriors) all participating in the oppression olympics and make actual activists look bad.

person #1: *makes a text post that rants about some social injustice, including facts that are inaccurate and/or biased, and their argument is supposed to appeal to your emotions or make you feel guilty somehow* *gains lots of attention*
person #2 (a very brave soul on tumblr): *disagrees with the first person's post, or tries to correct some of their facts, and defends their position with facts from a reliable source and valid reasoning while trying to be as civil as possible*
person #1: OMG NO YOU ARE WRONG BECAUSE MY FEELINGS ARE HURT. PLEASE DIE. YOU ARE DEFINITELY A CIS WHITE MAN BECAUSE YOU DISAGREED WITH ME. STOP OPPRESSING ME.

by mkelly716 July 24, 2015

Tumblr

The most recently declared Country.

Government type: IDGAF
Rule of Law: CATS
Presidential Party: The memes
Immigration policy: Enter at your own risk. Facebookers are frowned upon, and could affect your chance of citizenship.

Billy: Stacey where are you from again?
Stacey: tumblr
Billy: Where's that?
Stacey: On my laptop...butihavetogowatermycatsobye

by Madrina yak bycol August 9, 2012

tumblr

A mystical place originally created for sharing pretty pictures. Now, it is overrun with fandom blogs run by (usually) teenage girls obsessed with fictional characters and actors old enough to be their fathers. This website also serves as a place for people to share their complete and utter apathy towards everything. Lastly, some people go on tumblr to pose serious philosophical questions. (Examples: Does bread care what kind of a sandwich you make it into? What if birds aren't singing and their screaming because they're afraid of heights? What if nipples grow faces when you're asleep and when you wake up in the middle of the night it's because they were talking too loudly?)

Normal Person: Oh, yeah, I have a tumblr!
Fangirling Blogger: There are people who have a tumblr, and people who HAVE A TUMBLR.

by Benadryl Cabbagepatch May 23, 2013

Tumblr

Tumblr is a place for 'cool', 'different' people to come and be 'cool' and 'different'. They like to moan about how they have issues with their love lives, even if they're only 14 and haven't ever been in love. On Tumblr you have to be either tragic, emo, scene kid or vintage. Essentially they're all pretentious losers who take pictures of their feet on beaches, love hearts, themselves reading or writing, or pictures of Starbucks. Refer to the: 'Dickhead song' On Youtube for a better grasp of a Tumblr person's real life. They pretend they have problems and post pictures of them cutting themselves, then they claim they're not just doing it for attention. While a normal person may be like: 'Oh I like this, but I'll keep that to myself because not everyone has to know this rather unusual fact about me', Tumblr whores are like: 'I LIKE THIS AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS. IT IS WHAT CREATES ME!' They write shitty poems, love songs and post crappy drawings. All they do on Tumblr is whine, tell people not to talk about Tumblr (possessive bitches), post their running jokes, blog pictures of hot guys from emo bands, talk about screamo (you're not allowed to like other types of music and you MUST rave on about how much you like Screamo and how you've been judged about it your whole life), reblog every single pretentious or cute thing that comes their way. Individual and feel the need to shove it down your throat. Tumblr...for pretentious losers.

Normal Person (to themselves): Oh I like this band, I don't really mind if other people don't or do like them.

Tumblr Person: OMG I LOVE THIS BAND. I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS, SO FUCK YOU HATERS!

Normal Person: This is one of my interests
Tumblr Person: THIS IS ONE OF MY INTERESTS! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT HOW COOL AND RETRO I AM! GASP AT HOW ADORABLE I AM! LOOOOOOOOKKKK AATTTTT MYYYY COOLNNEESSSS.

by Freekypoogle January 21, 2011