When the over excitable seaman preforms oral sex on the rest of the crew when they cross over the tropic of Capricorn or cancer while hiding in the dorade vents of a ship.
Hurry up! Davey from the Navy is manning the BLUE TUBA on the overnight watch tonight. You want to get in line early before the Boston Lockjaw gets tired and stops clenching.
by reddevil12553 June 27, 2023
Get the Blue Tubamug. sassy tuba can be defined as sucking a shit covered penis whilst reaching around and fisting the asshole of the recipient.
by filthymcnasty August 20, 2012
Get the sassy tubamug. by SingingSurgeon February 10, 2021
Get the tuba slothmug. by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005
Get the rusty tubamug. A tuba designed for marching that resembles a concert tuba in shape but is carried on the left shoulder. They usually weigh between 35 and 55 pounds.
The visual advantage for such a tuba on the field is that it can be held in carry (held vertically in front of the person) and in various other positions.
They are called Contras for short.
See the pic above.
The visual advantage for such a tuba on the field is that it can be held in carry (held vertically in front of the person) and in various other positions.
They are called Contras for short.
See the pic above.
by corpsfreak April 26, 2005
Get the contrabass tubamug. A fucked-up musical instrument most frequently heard in the works of Richard Wagner and Anton Bruckner. Though capable of sounding quite beautiful, it usually sounds like shit and elicits dirty looks and sighs from the rest of the orchestra.
Musician #1: "What are we playing on tour in March?"
Musician #2: "Bruckner 8"
Musician #1: "Oh Fuck! Wagner Tubas!!!"
Musician #2: "Bruckner 8"
Musician #1: "Oh Fuck! Wagner Tubas!!!"
by hrnhtr February 10, 2009
Get the Wagner Tubamug. by Fezz K. October 10, 2009
Get the sex tubamug.