Trojan Poop

When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.

"What took you so long, you said you went to pee?"
"It was a Trojan poop!"

by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023

Trojans Comet

When a full condom is thrown and the cum falls out mid air, trailing the condom

I stared as a Trojans Comet flew past me into the garbage.

by The Green Peen July 21, 2020

Trojan course

The bread and dips you get fed at the start of a Greek meal to fill you up before the really good stuff is served.

We had the banquet last night. They have us so much pasta to begin with I couldn't even touch the lobster by the time it arrived. It was a real trojan course.

by The Salty Albatross February 11, 2016

Trojan Whored

When you meet up with your significant other, only to find they have gathered all your side pieces.

After Graysons girl went through his phone, she trojan whored him on his birthday.

by Parmee February 23, 2021

reverse trojan

A method of stealing several things at once. You put a bunch of small items into a large container, and then pay for just the container. Concealing the other stolen items.

"The Reverse Trojan" works every time. You pile a bunch of shit in, then you just roll it on out.

by Red DUKE January 06, 2018

Trojan Buffalo

The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.

"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011

Trojan Mustache

When a guy is denied morning sex by a girl who instead falls back to sleep. As an act of revenge, the guy places a used condom over the sleeping girl's upper lip then leaves.

I left that hoe with a trojan mustache after she wouldn't wake up for an early morning grind session

by j Dr G August 05, 2009