After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.
Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015
Get the Post Traumatic Jackingmug. PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
Get the Penis Traumatic Stress Disordermug. When you wore a pager and were on call 24/7 for so many years that your hip still buzzes occasionally even though you no longer wear a pager.
Oh man my hip won't stop vibrating where I used to wear my pager all the time!
Dude you have Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome, just let it goooooo.
Dude you have Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome, just let it goooooo.
by DeCryptIcon February 21, 2022
Get the Post Traumatic Pager Syndromemug. PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
Get the PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disordermug. by LMIGAMING March 26, 2024
Get the Traumatizer 6900mug. A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.
Symptoms Include:
-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Symptoms Include:
-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.
by PalindromeHannaH May 2, 2023
Get the Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED)mug. The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.
I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
Get the Post™ traumatic stressmug.