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Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD) 

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

Post-Traumatic Dingus Disorder (PTDD)

The negative emotional, physical, or psychological exhaustion caused by prolonged exposure to a certified dingus.

Symptoms include:
- Sudden flashbacks to peak dingus behavior
- Involuntary sighing
- Saying “bro…” to no one in particular
- Avoiding situations where dinguses may roam
After putting up with Angela’s nonsense on the regular, I now have Post-Traumatic Dingus Disorder (PTDD).

PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) 

The feelings that come after attending warped tour. Including of satisfaction and gross anticipation for the next year's to come.
I am feeling the PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) coming on already.

PTMD (Post-traumatic Modelling Disorder) 

An anxiety disorder similar to PTSD affecting 3D Artists, digital modellers and CAD designers caused by stressful or distressing 3D modelling experiences.

Someone with PTMD often relives the traumatic event through dreams and flashbacks, and may experience feelings of isolation, irritability and guilt.

This particularly manifests as an adverse reaction to songs heard during the event which trigger flashbacks and is thought to affect approximately 1 in 1 people who experience modelling trauma.

Sufferers may also have problems sleeping, such as insomnia, and find concentrating difficult.
"Every time I hear that song, it triggers my PTMD (Post-traumatic Modelling Disorder). I'm transported back to trying to resolve that corner"
"I couldn't sleep last night - PTMD. All I saw when I closed my eyes was vertices"

Post Debate Traumatic Disorder 

A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.
People are overwhelming the telehealth support system after the recent debate, suffering from acute Post Debate Traumatic Disorder (PDTD)

PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder) 

A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.
People watching the debates on TV are overwhelming the health system, being affected with PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)