Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.

Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.

by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016

Post Traumatic Jacking

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.

Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.

by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015

PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)

A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.

People watching the debates on TV are overwhelming the health system, being affected with PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)

by vetclinician October 23, 2020

Post Debate Traumatic Disorder

A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.

People are overwhelming the telehealth support system after the recent debate, suffering from acute Post Debate Traumatic Disorder (PDTD)

by vetclinician October 23, 2020

Traumatic Sleep Injury

Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.

Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"

Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."

Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."

by Zulu Bravo January 30, 2014

Traumatized

What somebody is if there brain hasn't been washed clean of all memories of who people really were, what they really did, anything that that isnt positive about life.

Dont leave the boy/girl traumatized, he/she wants no memory of anything, and for everyone else to have no memory of anything, outside of cognitive or clinical testing and what looks good on paper. He/she might find out theres something wrong with himself/herself.

by Solid Mantis August 4, 2020