greek tragedy

When a beautiful woman has a nose too large for her face.

Man Olympia would be bangin' if it weren't for that Greek tragedy on her face!

by Jjp December 19, 2013

tragedy vulture

Someone who uses a tragic event to gain political power or to use a tragic event to make a political statement.

Examples of a "tragedy vulture" are sheriff Clarence Dupnik, Rep. Cynthia Mccarthy

by doctorparadox January 11, 2011

tragedy massage

a massage without happy ending - sometimes you just want that but not much options at 5 am in the morning...

Tired and sore after getting out of work around 5am.
See a bright sign flashing "MASSAGE".
I pull up and inquire within....
Madame: Hello, you want massage?
Me: Yes.
Madame: $100 okay?
Me: Uhhh... How much for just a massage? Like, only a massage? I don't need anything else.
Madame: Only massage?
Me: Yes. I want a tragedy massage.
Madame: A what?
Me: A massage without a happy ending.
Madame: No happy ending.
Me: Correct. Can I have just a massage? Nothing else. No happy ending.
Madame: ....... No.

(credit: CH)

by pseuDonym_name_001 May 19, 2015

Tragedy

Living in Iran

I used to be Tragedy

by Arya.s03 January 13, 2020

Tragedy

Zoey 101, 911, the holocaust and global warming

Zoey 101 was the worst tragedy

by The army of babies February 7, 2020

Tragedy

A tragedy is something terrible happening, like you dog dieing or you mom cheating on you.

The holocaust, 911 and global warming are bad yeah, but there still no tragedy like zoey 101.

by The army of babies February 7, 2020

teenage tragedy

Teenage tragedy (teen tragedy)- when 1 or more teenagers kill themselves in a tragic way. Reason being parents, school, friends, relationships, or you're just one sad motherfucker.

Ahh what a beautiful night to teenage tragedy *drives off bridge*

by pipersanchez April 14, 2016