When you have to poop really bad and can't hold it,that is when you tortoise. You let the poo come out of your anus just a little bit so i looks like a tortoise coming out of it's Shell.
by Tortoising October 9, 2017
Get the Tortoisingmug. The joyful tortoise lives in the state of Florida where adultery is the lowest per capita and it may be why it has the most cities that have Saint in their name.
by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020
Get the joyful tortoisemug. Masturbation of the male genitals
by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023
Get the Touching The Tortoisemug. Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).
"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."
by Tortoisemaster August 26, 2013
Get the Whiskey Tortoisemug. by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022
Get the wheezing tortoisemug. by Mike Hawksbigger January 31, 2023
Get the Tortoiseitismug. Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.
Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.
by deepthong November 22, 2022
Get the stroke the tortoisemug.