Toffee Apple

Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance

Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?

by bonesgiles November 8, 2010

toffee coated rainbows

alcohol and hallucinogens

"hey man, what are we doing tonight?"
"toffee coated rainbows!"

by nomnomu October 31, 2013

Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty

an explosion of fireworks in your mouth, when the coffee and the toffee twist.

Holy FUCK my mouth just coffee toffeed when I ate that coffee toffee twisted frosty!

by toffeecoffee May 26, 2011

Sticky toffee apple

When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.

Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*

by ToffeeAppleTaker69 January 11, 2019

Toffees

Nicknmame for Everton Football Club's players and/or fans.

I hope the toffees do well this season!

by Ur mum sells avon March 6, 2019

toffee andrew

toffee also known as andrew is so amazing and i love him ?P

girl 1:have you seen toffee andrew
finn:sure have hes cool

by finnthebest September 24, 2022

Scrotum toffee

When you play and stretch out your scrotum and it looks like a toffee stretcher and that shit at work.

OMG my girlfriend gave me some wicked scrotum toffee last night and she sucked on dat shit all night!

by Fatty wep 1738 May 30, 2016