rectal toffee

The brown stuff that comes out of your cake hole.

Bob: Hey, i really need a crap!
Joe: Well hurry up dude we dont want rectal toffee everywhere!

by Robbie Harrigan October 20, 2007

dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.

Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction

by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017

dog toffee

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.

'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

Sticky toffee pudding

Where a man comes into a woman's belly button, then either he,- or another person who is involved in a threesome - sucks it out and swallows it.

Mate, after our light lunch i was still hungry so me, Shelly and Dave went back to my house and had a sticky toffee pudding

by bates789 March 31, 2009

morning toffee milkshake

whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.

she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake

by nebzors October 2, 2010

Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty

an explosion of fireworks in your mouth, when the coffee and the toffee twist.

Holy FUCK my mouth just coffee toffeed when I ate that coffee toffee twisted frosty!

by toffeecoffee May 26, 2011

sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 19, 2018