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Joshua thompson

A lad with a small penis usually 2-3 inches hard he thinks he is a farmer although he has never seen a (farm) a Joshua Thompson rarely breaks 5 foot at full height he is hated by all and loved by none he thinks he is a world-class karate champion although he only has participation medals I would highly recommended not becoming friends with this being as he will eventually try to engage in a sexual relationship a Joshua Thompson favourite words are (sir) and (diffin)
Man:oh no Joshua Thompson is approaching

Man2: run I heard he is queer
by Licmadic May 21, 2018
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craig thompson

A person who wants someone else to suck their penis.
He is also known as Mini Ladd, but no one has created a definition for Craig Thompson
Craig Thompson: "yOu WaNt mY PeNiS"
This is from one of Mini Ladd's videos, where it has become a meme
by A username made when I was 9 September 24, 2019
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Miss Thompson

Works at fullhurst. Crusty dusty dinosaur her husband is dead and takes it out on the students. Fat fucking nonce and was classified as a man at birth. Fucking transgender bitch.
by ShainePatel December 17, 2019
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Craig Thompson

The Youtuber also known as “Mini Ladd”, he has an army of giraffes that can help him win any wars, he even has a bowling pin that is his son that shows everyone how lonely he is, but at least he has a girlfriend who is streamer.
Craig Thompson: YOU WANT MY PENIS?

Or...

Craig Thompson: I’m an abomination!
by PokemonLegacy6 September 28, 2019
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Tyler Thompson

The bestest person ever!
And a bad ass Janitor who's best friends with a crack whore/stripper Mellie
"Did you see that fine ass kid Tyler Thompson!?"
"Yeah he was going to blow his paycheck on that on crack whore Melanie"
by MellieRose December 22, 2008
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Twomper

Lets pick up a couple twompers and hit the bars.
by Danny Boy Ash March 17, 2010
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Thompson

A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Zak Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
by GumbyThomp April 13, 2010
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