thundercunt

A sexual move/position. The woman is duct taped to the ceiling in a sitting position while the man positions his erect penis under her. When the duct tape fails to keep the woman suspended she falls onto the mans penis. If done incorrectly (e.g. without a metric fuck ton of lube) penis fracturing is a high possibility.

Did you hear? Ol' Shaz gave Jonesy the thundercunt last night! Poor bloke broke his cock!

by thundercuntmaster October 9, 2017

thundercunt

Tanya

Thundercunt, did you mean Tanya?

Yes!

by waynealexander August 28, 2016

Thundercunt

Basically a goal which is so obnoxiously powerful (usually top bins) , makes the whole stadiums jaw drop. Example would be Andreas Christensen’s goal vs Russia at Euro 2020

A “thundercunt” of a goal

by Exxtort:/ June 21, 2021

thundercunt

my mom

mom: *cheats on my dad* *caused me to cry for weeks*

me: go to hell you thundercunt

by hotpocketsock July 3, 2021

ThunderCunt

The most debilitating and vile insult ever used on the face of the planet, be incredibly cautious when throwing the putrid term around, the fastest way to get someone to kill themselves.

Thundercunt

*Fucking dies

by TheRealKoolAidMan May 26, 2023

Camogi thundercunt

Whilst visiting Ireland during sex the female must kick the man’s balls until he is in excruciating pain and cums on the left breast of the female and falls asleep

Bro, last night was mental the last thing I remember was my girl giving me a camogi thundercunt

by Very horny dog woof March 21, 2023

Thundercunting

Throwing something ,or chucking it at something else, and it goes in a really really fast speed

I was playing wii sports but i didnt wear the wii rist strap, so I accidentally thundercunted (past for thundercunting ) the wii remote at my tv, and it broke

by Doodlefarty January 23, 2024