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Sparta Kick

Verb: To kick a person in similar fashion to the kick done by King Leonidus in 300.

How to do it: This is achieved by having a reasonable distance between you and the target, enough for you to successfully plant your foot on the targets' chest. It is best to do this in rebuttal to a persons statement, while screaming your point at them.
Dirty Crimo bitch: Man, Bullet for My Valentine is so angy! You need to chill out, listen to some All Time Low, it sooo hot.

Me: All Time Low? THAT'S! FOR! FAGGOTS! and then you Sparta Kick them. Preferably into a hole.
by Mr. Slowbear August 26, 2010
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sparta kick

To kick the living hell out of someones chest with the flat of the bottom of your foot.
"that midget wouldnt shut the fuck up so i sparta kicked it."
by JamerJones December 13, 2007
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sparta kick

To yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" and subsequently kick someone into a huge well.
Leonidas: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!! *performs a sparta kick on Xerxes*
by Tisteca August 10, 2008
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Sparta PowerRanger

Possibly the greatest power ranger, he has made one appearance and maybe the only
Sparta PowerRanger link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sng_liXBk0s
by funnymoves December 17, 2008
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Sparta, Illinois

Small town in Southern Illinois. On the news once for a plane crash-landing in the Dollar General parking lot. Crappy football team that hasn't won a game since the '90s. Only good thing to come out of Sparta, IL is the World Shooting and Recreation Complex, where all the local hillbilles go to shoot at stuff legally.
"Hey bro, are we goin up to Sparta, Illinois?"
"Hell no, dude! Are you crazy?!"
by thisissparta123 February 9, 2010
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Sparta-ing

The Act of Kicking someone in the way of a Leonidas Kick into the Pit Of Death
"I will Sparta your ass!"

Joe "Hey what the hell are you doing to that poor guy?"

Jon "I'm Sparta-ing his ass!"
by Artimis07 April 19, 2011
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Sparta-ing

Sarah: God I'm sparta-ing so hard right now ugh.

Jessica: Dude that's awful.
by potofpetunias November 13, 2011
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