Sparta Moment

A time in your live where you just feel like kicking any motherfucker off a cliff.

"Dude, that slut made me have a Sparta moment!"

by 2076136 March 30, 2008

sparta kick

To kick the living hell out of someones chest with the flat of the bottom of your foot.

"that midget wouldnt shut the fuck up so i sparta kicked it."

by JamerJones December 13, 2007

sparta kick

To yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" and subsequently kick someone into a huge well.

Leonidas: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!! *performs a sparta kick on Xerxes*

by Tisteca August 10, 2008

Sparta PowerRanger

Possibly the greatest power ranger, he has made one appearance and maybe the only

Sparta PowerRanger link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sng_liXBk0s

by funnymoves December 17, 2008

Sparta, Illinois

Small town in Southern Illinois. On the news once for a plane crash-landing in the Dollar General parking lot. Crappy football team that hasn't won a game since the '90s. Only good thing to come out of Sparta, IL is the World Shooting and Recreation Complex, where all the local hillbilles go to shoot at stuff legally.

"Hey bro, are we goin up to Sparta, Illinois?"
"Hell no, dude! Are you crazy?!"

by thisissparta123 February 9, 2010

Sparta-ing

The act of taking a dump. VIOLENTLY.

Sarah: God I'm sparta-ing so hard right now ugh.

Jessica: Dude that's awful.

by potofpetunias November 13, 2011

Sparta-ing

The Act of Kicking someone in the way of a Leonidas Kick into the Pit Of Death

"I will Sparta your ass!"

Joe "Hey what the hell are you doing to that poor guy?"

Jon "I'm Sparta-ing his ass!"

by Artimis07 April 19, 2011