Vault opener

An advanced sexual act, in which the male inserts himself from behind, and then does a cartwheel. imitates the motion of a vault door opening.

keep out of reach of children.

guy 1: man, me and Chrissy got frisky yesterday, ended up trying the vault opener. It ripped my dick off, but other than that it was quite nice.
guy 2: ... Isn't Chrissy the name of your dog?

by DestroyerOfWomans November 10, 2020

vault cheese

A collection of cheese from the dirtiest of taints

Bro do you really have vault cheese in your closet

by Cheese vault May 20, 2023

Pink Vault

When you pull your penis out from your homies ass and he has got a nice gape forming a makeshift pocket or vault.

“Damn dude you got a nice pink vault going after that”

by The real pink vault June 9, 2019

Vault 69

A Vault in Fallout, where are 999 woman and one poor man, who gets fucked to death and the Vault dies out.

Vault-tec was vary evil and forced man to sex in Vault 69

by Jacob Elijah May 13, 2019

pole vault

To fall over naked when you have an erection and land on your dick !

"I fell over this morning and did a fuckin' pole vault!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

Pole vault

The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.

Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music

Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining

by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018

Pole Vault

Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.

I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.

by DickRollin March 5, 2020