Skeleton Army

Skeleton soldiers armed with fully automatic weapons. They are used to defend against both bear cavalry and bears with guns.

I employed my skeleton army today to fend off a large group of bear cavalry.

by Spaghetti Dave December 17, 2008

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skeleton lips

nothing, it means nothing

i got skeleton lips in my pockets

by Lee Roy Tree December 14, 2008

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Piped by a Skeleton

When a girl has sex with a guy who has no muscle/fat/ body mass. Usually the man consists of douchie behavior.

Madison is getting piped by a Skeleton. I hope she is OK

by ScratchDaSniff44 June 25, 2020

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skeleton straddler

someone who likes having intercorse with skinny (usually less curvy) individuals. this can be used as an insult however many skeleton straddlers are proud of their preferences

Tom: did you hear Jimmy tapped Stacy?
Bert: yeah he tapped Joan too, he’s such a skeleton straddler

by tiplicker May 10, 2023

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The alter ego of JaidenAnimation's Bird, Ari, taking the form of a teenage lesbian who draws people who are TOTALLY not furries and is a legit meme in of herself. Also her friend "SharkGames" is so much better.

Jim: Did you see the new Acrylic Skeletons video?
Mike: No. I am refusing to watch her until she drops "My Loving Animals Part 2"

by snotelekS cilyrcA May 31, 2018

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closet skeleton

A dirty fucked up secret about your past that could ruin your life. Like if you fuked your sister and no one ever found out

1-"Dude I'm afraid I've got a closet full of skeletons. I'm scared that someone will find out what I've done"
2-"Dude Why the fuck are there dead bodies in your closet?"
1-"You have no clue what a closet skeleton is do you?"

by Dragon Dragin' May 19, 2016

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