a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.
Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.
by Master P '84 January 13, 2008
Get the safety harnessmug. A small basket to hold a chode(short and stubby penis). includes a basket and chains strapped around your waist all in black or white leather.
honey my chode harnass broke!
Your a chode harness!
my chode hurts because my chode harness is too small.
Your a chode harness!
my chode hurts because my chode harness is too small.
by big baller 696969 August 14, 2009
Get the chode harnessmug. A stretchy ring which encircles the cock and balls and is worn by gay men to increase the size of their erection and to maintain the cock in a horizontal position convenient for anal intercourse, usually with multiple partners.
by alexeis July 10, 2015
Get the cock harnessmug. A contraption used for harnessing various amounts of retractable objects found from a certain kind of meat. Which is found from a plant located in a small area of ones imaganation. This imagination land is named meatland.
MEAT HARNESS-There is a type of plant called a wonder tree which gives off extremely high amounts of pharamones. These pharamones can increase a males sexual appatite. Which, in turn, can be used for harnessing ones meat!
by WONDER MEAT November 24, 2007
Get the Meat harnessmug. a group of friends who are raging alcoholics and love it. they go by the names of bryan jj dylan kyle and brendan, ask about them.
by bryan arz July 4, 2008
Get the harness lane guysmug. An Israeli goddess summoned from south Florida in early 1992. As legend goes, she watches over many Jewish people and brings them inner peace, happiness, and love.
She has been depicted by people in many different forms, however a positive outlook has remained when you think of the desert goddess.
She has been depicted by people in many different forms, however a positive outlook has remained when you think of the desert goddess.
Jew: omg its dan tal-har the goddess of the chosen.
Jew2: cool. lets go back inside.
Jew: yeah its fuckin hot out here.
Jew2: look there she goes a-flyin away.
Jew: wooooo.
Jew2: cool. lets go back inside.
Jew: yeah its fuckin hot out here.
Jew2: look there she goes a-flyin away.
Jew: wooooo.
by PsychicFishKiller April 13, 2009
Get the Dan Tal-Harmug. Something you say when your friend says something not very funny as a joke, and expects you to laugh.
by KingOHAR July 6, 2014
Get the hardy-fucking-harmug.