Screen Flair

When you don’t do shit at work but have a lot of windows open to give the impression you’re working hard. (including but not limited to old spreadsheets, word documents, and PowerPoints.)

“Hey look at George’s screen flair! That guy doesn’t do shit all day and has had the same stuff on his screen for months”

by Tbonesteakumms February 21, 2023

Flair

Used to describe a person, place, or a thing that is disorganized, incompetent, and cheap. The origin of the word stems from the incompetent operational abilities of Flair Airlines, a small Canadian airline company.

John is being so “Flair”, he consistently shows up late and submits half assed work.

by Gender Fluids November 1, 2021

FlaiR

A person who rejects the fact that they are a nerd

Person 1: Why does Person 2 act like such a nerd
Person 2(a FlaiR) I AM NOT A NERD

by cfgfgddfgf January 28, 2023

flair your mum

Bending your mother to look like a scooter then perform a flair

I am going to flair your mum

by BenefitsBenedict October 2, 2019

flair dog

A skateboarders term for someone who can't drop in the deep end and is only a skateboarder for the fashion. Lots of tight pants, rolled cuffs, rolled bills, some go for the huge gaged earrings, stupid hair, etc. basically someone who is trying way too hard to look cool.

"He thinks he can skate but we all know he is just a flair dog!"

by Kdog1962 February 13, 2014

Flair Dry

Air drying but with screaming "whoooooo."

I'll call you back, I'm just trying to flair dry my hair

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

rick flair drip

An unexpected drip from penis, other symptoms such as painful urination and pain during sexual intercourse. This usually happens when a man fucks a dirty hooker or a closet whore raw.

I fucked your mother last night, her pussy is so much better than your sisters, when I woke up in the morning to take a piss, I was screaming man that bitch gave me the Rick Flair Drip!

by BitcoinBoatBoy March 9, 2024