the coolest people in the world that you'll ever meet. they hang out at the acid tree and can't decide on movies. we sometimes go to harvard square. we're awesome.
by Moloney November 20, 2005
something that people do who can't play a real sport, and think they're amazing at life for waking up early for no reason to row a long canoe around.
by doodoo1111 October 29, 2006
"Hey Ian do you want to go play football?"
"No, I suck at ever sport, besides rowing and I'm on a Crew team."
"Dude, that's not a sport."
"Oh, yeah you are right. I guess I'm just not talented at anything."
"Yes, you are correct."
"No, I suck at ever sport, besides rowing and I'm on a Crew team."
"Dude, that's not a sport."
"Oh, yeah you are right. I guess I'm just not talented at anything."
"Yes, you are correct."
by Ianisgay June 22, 2007
When someone is popular with several people from different social groups e.g jocks, nerds, drama geeks
"Aw mate I've been invited to 3 parties on one nigh, like my guys, the nerds and the fucking druggies"
"Mate you're crew!"
"Mate you're crew!"
by Wielesiuk November 13, 2011
Crew is the sport of rowing a boat as fast as you can to a finishing point before another team reaches there. In the city of Malden in Massachusetts, this sport is also known as Fat Emo Kids in a Boat.
Person 1: Have you heard about the Crew team's loss yesterday?
Person 2: You mean the Fat Emo Kids in a Boat?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched them lose. They didn't have enough energy to row down the river to the finish line.
Person 2: You mean the Fat Emo Kids in a Boat?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched them lose. They didn't have enough energy to row down the river to the finish line.
by Jacob Reese December 16, 2007
A sport which only raises the question Why? It is performed by mindless drones who think it is going to get them into a better college and inadvertently causes a collapse of one's social life. Those who do the sport don't realize we have better technology then the oar to move a boat, things like sails and hell engines, but the smart coach seems to disguise this from his dumb rowers.
Student 1: "hey theres a party at Bill's house tomorrow, you goin'?"
Mindless Drone: "No theres a crew race I have to get to tomorrow and I'll be dead tired afterword."
Mindless Drone: "No theres a crew race I have to get to tomorrow and I'll be dead tired afterword."
by whothefuckareyou22 February 14, 2011
the official sport of rejects. "crew teams" are generally made up of kids who have failed at all or most other sports. even track.
COOL KID: hey did you make the football, lacrosse, basketball, or hockey team?
CREWER: no i'm doing crew. it's way harder and more difficult than any of those so thats why i'm doing it.
COOL KID: no you just couldn't make any of those teams
CREWER: i weigh 100 pounds and am in terrific shape.
COOL KID: yeah we know......we know
CREWER: no i'm doing crew. it's way harder and more difficult than any of those so thats why i'm doing it.
COOL KID: no you just couldn't make any of those teams
CREWER: i weigh 100 pounds and am in terrific shape.
COOL KID: yeah we know......we know
by jamesbhole March 25, 2010