bum court

It is a reference to the NBA 2K court on the right side; known for having bums and squeakers on the court
by KID_ May 04, 2020
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twitter court

The place you go to when authority/institutions fail you and you need to air your grievances and need the public’s assistance to address your concerns and/or execute your demand.
“I’m gonna take this to Twitter court.”

“See you in Twitter court, bitch!”

Lara: omg, Spirit Airlines just charged me for a seatbelt add on and they won’t refund my order.

Saj: wtf?! Girl take that to Twitter court, they’ll take care of it!
by Kussimek January 09, 2021
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nerd courting

(Non-romantic) Attempting to earn another nerd's favor by appealing to their nerdness. Applicable in the tech world where nerds with power are generally difficult to get along with
- Dude, that Datacenter manager is real jerk, he says no to every request!
- Not Joe, he was totally nerd courting him the other day talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now all of his requests get approved
- Not me, I totally nerd courted him by talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now he approves all my requests!
by CrunchyTacooos January 14, 2015
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Court Whore

Jessica goes for all the basketball boys, she’s a court whore.”
by icak September 09, 2019
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court sweeper

A guy that plays sports but sits the bench or doesn't start and still thinks he gets all the girl.
"Man that dude over there is such a court sweeper"
by Vlex May 06, 2015
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court system

Ancient system of decision making defining a country's conscience, run by an elite for the elite to keep society under their control.
The people expect the court system to be fair.
by polite point February 05, 2016
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playing the courts

Masturbating during in a work call on Zoom, as New Yorker legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin did.
Man, I got suspended from work because I started playing the courts during a work Zoom when I thought I the video was muted.
by pinkglobe42 October 20, 2020
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