Oh man I smoked 9 bowls and did a kegstand, I'm so twizzlered

Did you see how twizzlered that chick was? She should've held the beer bong
by Carbon6595 November 2, 2010
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When you have consumed alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana. Like "triple-faded" instead of "cross-faded" because now there are three elements of intoxication.
After shotgunning those PBRs, smoking that blunt, and puffing my cig, I'm so twizzlered.
by dharmainitiative23 December 5, 2016
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An Irish derogatory term (used mostly in Cork) to call someone a pedophile or child molester
by mattm3her May 27, 2018
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A twizzler made of cocks, typically multiple braided into the form of a twizzler.
Oh my god! Tori you turned the quadruplets into a cock twizzler!
by Burnt_Cheezit June 23, 2022
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Folding your tongue into the shape of a coke straw and sucking up cum/jizz from your partners body in a straight line before spitting it out on them and vacuuming it back up with your tongue and repeating.
That bitch is a real cum twizzler! She uses her tongue to suck up a line of cum as if she is a cokewhore snorting up a line of coke!
by Drakey 313 May 24, 2022
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When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
by catlo3 October 24, 2020
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When someone is acting inappropriately, or when an inanimate object acts out of character, or unexpectedly
My playstation says it will take 13 hours to download fortnite, shits off a twizzler
by Carl Meageington July 6, 2022
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