Thanos

A massive (think he's brainy) grape, which loves space rocks but also likes to collect them :) watch out peeps Big Boy Thanos is coming.
*cutely dies*
And never to be returned
...
nevermind hes back
*cutely dies again*
...
Back again?!
*cutely Dies :)*

"I am Inevitable" - Thanos

by jess.stank December 29, 2021

Thanos

Thanos is a big hunky purple guy in the range of peppa pig films personnaly I enjoy peppa pig and the golden boot when thanos destroys half the unniverse

Wow that's a lovely thanos you got there

by Big daddy 6363 May 3, 2019

Thanos

A big man grape with crisps on his face who wants to collect some randoms stones

I am big man Thanos boiiiiiiiiis

by fbbsbsbfgbsgfbfg February 12, 2020

Thanos

A grape man who's chin has the texture of a decaying prune. Is constantly bullied by all the "superheroes".

Do you want to be Thanos? Just wear a fancy glove and glue a purple Ruffles chip on your chin.

by TheUltimateGod4 July 25, 2018

THE THANOS

Fucking someone so hard they can’t feel half of their body.

Man, last night he give me the thanos

by Rez199522 December 8, 2018

thanos

my mom

thanos is a hot raisin

by couchpotato69 May 9, 2019

Thanos

The second greatest villain of all time. Not many people know this but Thanos was an accident when his interspecies parents forgot to use a condom. He looks like a mutated grape, but everyone calls him a Titan because they're all too scared to get snapped away. Thanos wears the infinity gauntlet because hes a mad lad, which can do almost anything except himself because that would be mega gay.

Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.

Thanos: I am the greatest movie villain of all time.
Emperor Palpatine: Am I a joke to you?

by jim_the_epic_gamer kid April 28, 2019