Southland Slammer

An intricate method for indulging in sex, drugs, and alcohol all at once. To perform a Southland Slammer, you must first fill a kiddie pool with beer (or any other alcoholic beverage), lay down one or more naked prostitutes within the concoction (however they best fit), then sprinkle cocaine (or any other powdered narcotic) on their bodies, and lick or snort it from their private areas (usually the breasts). The usage of higher-class alcoholic beverages, higher-grade narcotics, and/or higher-quality hookers may constitute an upgraded version of a Southland Slammer, known as a "Southland Slamfest".

Did you hear, Ernie? Our good friend Andrew is graduating from law school next week! We're gonna throw him one hell of a Southland Slammer (Southland Slamfest) at the local Best Western!

by HarrietHenowitz August 2, 2009

Clam slammer

Another name for a lesbian. Derived from the act of scissoring that occurs between lesbian couples.

Man that is one sexy clam slammer, her girlfriend not so much.

by Dingleberry Larry August 24, 2016

Philadelphia Slammer

When performing oral sex on man who is sitting on a wooden chair, the partner will suddenly take the man's nuts and slam them as hard as possible against the chair in a attempt to force a painful ejaculation . This was popularised in Philadelphia through a social media challenge.

My girlfriend was giving me some good head when suddenly she threw me a Philadelphia Slammer, it was so painful that I cried like a baby.

by Ghost witchet August 11, 2019

mississippi slammer

When a man from the south slams his penis in a car door for pleasure

Why the hell is he pulling a Mississippi slammer in the parking lot.

by heycrippy34 December 4, 2013

sanders slammer

A sexual move that involves using KFC grease as lube and putting a chicken leg in a man's rectum. It can be taken to the next level if the women eats the chicken legs afterwards.

I'm gonna give him the Sanders Slammer tonight. Its finger licking good.

by NJTaylor November 9, 2019

Sorority Slammer

A hard seltzer spiked with Vodka.
Usually a Natty Seltzer or White Claw.

“Hey what do you wanna drink at formal?”
“Sorority Slammers”
“Perfect I’ll get Taaka and Aloha Beaches”

by Sratslammer2019 December 6, 2019

Laptop slammer

The extremely dirty porn you watch to get off, that immediately fills you with shame after orgasm, so you slam your laptop shut.

Term can also be used for the exta dirty sexual acts that occur during the heat of the moment, but you know it's not something you want to discuss after you cum.

Going through a dry spell and my searches are devolving to constant laptop slammer.

by MsHahLee November 20, 2019