signs of the apocalypse

The Fart Of An Elder

"The signs of the apocalypse will come soon" said the old man right before he farted.

by alex phelan May 15, 2006

signs of the swarm

A slamming brutal death metal band

Person 1: hey what cha listening to
Person 2:oh just signs of the swarm on their song "cesspool of ignorance"

by cloverthejack-of-all-trades June 17, 2021

signed to the streets

A nigga who grew up in the streets that saw nothing but failure and decided to get this money to feed his family . He is plan was to make it out but not forget his roots.

Ey you know lil Durk is dropping that signed to the streets 3

by Signed to the streets December 8, 2017

dollop signs in the eyes

A facial cumshot, especially one which gets in the eye of the recipient. Since many regard a facial as "the money shot," it stands to reason that the spatterings of sperm would be their symbol.

At the end of the video, the amateur porn queen took four loads on the face--she definitely had dollop signs in the eyes!

by glandcyclops February 1, 2009

I signed the contract.

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!

I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!

by Allan García February 4, 2009

signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation

Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.

by boustrophodonik October 4, 2010

signs of the swarm

A slamming brutal death metal band

Person 1: hey what cha listening to
Person 2:oh just signs of the swarm on their song "cesspool of ignorance"

by cloverthejack-of-all-trades June 17, 2021