An amoeba-like individual originating from the "room above the party," otherwise known as canada. Has tendencies of speaking misinformation, quoting outdated statistics, and often voices anti-American sentiments. Usually ends sentences with the word, "eh," even when making a simple statement as brain power is quite limited. Occasionally tries hard to differentiate itself from an American due to having a weak identity, suffering from mild retardation. These prideful, boastful, passive-aggressive life forms are often found blogging or spreading propaganda throughout the world to demonstrate the wonders of canada (also often referred to as canadia or canaDUH). These life forms come in many shapes and sizes, but generally have roundish bodies accompanied by short, sausage-like appendages and incredibly ugly faces. Suffering from hypocritical tendencies, it rarely is taken seriously in the context of others.
Look! Did you see that canadian? It is so ugly and dumb it looks like it sat its face on fire and tried to put it out with an axe!
by America will Beat YOUR ASS! August 04, 2010
A: Why did you just say Sorry to that guy in the supermarket, you both bumped into each other
B: I don't know, it seemed like a nice thing to say
A: Fuckin' Canadian
B: I don't know, it seemed like a nice thing to say
A: Fuckin' Canadian
by SugarHood November 28, 2015
A self-righteous and inherently distrustful group of people who envy all things American. Canadians are generally pale-skinned and stupid, and they enjoy taking something American (i.e. "Barnes & Noble") and making a shittier Canadian version of it (i.e. "Chapters"). A typical Canadian suburb is comprised of neatly situated dirt roads and igloos. Canada's chief exports are: (1) douche bags; and (2) donuts. Until recently, Canada was a great place for an American to buy a cheap hand job from a prostitute. However, due to the recent surge in the Canadian dollar, Canada has experienced a dearth of visits from the horny American men who once shot their superior American loads upon the faces and tits of Canadian whores.
Wow! Look at that self-righteous, stupid douche bag. I'm guessing he's Canadian because he is so pale and asshole-ish.
by Anthony08 March 05, 2008
its fun to go up to the u.s./canadian border and throw things at candadians, knowing they wont throw anything back at you-michael kelso, that 70's show
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