Twofor

A two for one deal for alcoholic beverages (Most popular in Caribbean Destinations) With purchase of first drink, one can distribute a free second drink to a companion or retain said drink for further consumption.

Mike, attempting to ease the tention in the room, offered twofors for everyone at the bar that night.

by Dr. Wyly October 30, 2009

Twofaced

A person who will be as they are normally to you, then soon after be the complete opposite.

Jonathan: Hey Nikki!
Nikki: Hey whats up
Jonathan: Not much, and yourself?
Nikki: FUCK OFF.
Jonathan: You're twofaced.

by Anonymous6754 August 16, 2010

twoskies

When you finished smoking a bowl and you decide that you should smoke another. You call for twoskies.

"I gotta go back for twoskies."

by Billybongthorten August 22, 2007

Twofaceded

The Act of getting so drunk you sleep on a shag rug, in the morning half your face is normal and the other have have deep impressions of the carpet on the other side.

After a night of partying i looked in the mirror and "holy abortions in a catholic church batman" i was twofaceded

by The Generic Joker July 7, 2012

Twofer

A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.

-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?"
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"

by superrandomperson March 1, 2011

twofer

When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.

Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?

Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.

by denim420 January 13, 2010

twofur

Two for one. Two for one deal. Two for the price of one. Killing two birds with one stone.

I contacted the story teller and he will be coming on Tuesday for the office meeting. He also wants to come on Wednesday for an open invitation story hour in addition to Tuesday. We got a twofur.

by JennyAnyDots1313 December 14, 2011