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trucker's breakfast

waking up in an 18-wheeler with a dick in your mouth.
she wasn't expecting to have a trucker's breakfast today.
by hanktown February 6, 2010
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Angry Trucker

A 72 hour meth buzz followed by a $8 handski from an inattentive fuel lot hooker who lets it splooge in your eye
After a long day of Driving, Clay can really go for a handski. Hopefully he does not get an Angry Trucker pulled on him.
by kiesersozay January 20, 2011
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trucker hat

A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.
John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 12, 2006
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The lonely trucker

CT drove nonstop from Mexico to get here. I hear that he gave himself the lonely trucker a few times to stay awake.
by Lucane March 4, 2009
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Yuckers Truckers

A phrase used when encountering something that is repulsive or displeasing to the senses. Can also be used when something is so white trash that the beholder finds such a thing revolting.
Who's that guy over there with missing teeth, a stained wife beater, and a huge belt buckle? He's yuckers truckers!

Aw, man! Your farticles are yuckers truckers!
by 1_superdude August 2, 2008
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Trucker's wife

wife of a truck driver, rides with husband in a semi truck
Yeah, i'm a trucker's wife!
by arakc August 14, 2011
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Trucker's wood

Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....
by Trollstoy May 21, 2013
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