trucker's breakfast

waking up in an 18-wheeler with a dick in your mouth.
she wasn't expecting to have a trucker's breakfast today.
by hanktown February 6, 2010
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Angry Trucker

A 72 hour meth buzz followed by a $8 handski from an inattentive fuel lot hooker who lets it splooge in your eye
After a long day of Driving, Clay can really go for a handski. Hopefully he does not get an Angry Trucker pulled on him.
by kiesersozay January 20, 2011
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trucker hat

A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.
John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 12, 2006
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The lonely trucker

CT drove nonstop from Mexico to get here. I hear that he gave himself the lonely trucker a few times to stay awake.
by Lucane March 4, 2009
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trucker candy

Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.
My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!
by TruckerBoss2000 January 20, 2023
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trucker's toilet

a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.
When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.
by anonymoustaylor April 10, 2011
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Yuckers Truckers

A phrase used when encountering something that is repulsive or displeasing to the senses. Can also be used when something is so white trash that the beholder finds such a thing revolting.
Who's that guy over there with missing teeth, a stained wife beater, and a huge belt buckle? He's yuckers truckers!

Aw, man! Your farticles are yuckers truckers!
by 1_superdude August 2, 2008
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