Being so obsessed with keeping up with the latest retro or counter-culture fads and social pretensions that you lose your ability to think for yourself and suppress any originality you may have ever had. In the process of doing this you completely embarrass yourself but since you're so hip you don't care what lesser mortals think of you.
All those mindless hipsters wearing their lame Urban Outfitters uniforms and shopping for used vinyl records at thrift stores are tragically hip. Actually, they're just tragic.
by gummy bear whore November 06, 2007
A place where cornfields of popcorn have yet to spring open and the people are hyponotized by fireflies that glow in the dark
by *MICHI* March 31, 2003
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The mistake in a characters personality that causes him or her to fail or lose or die. Very important in english literature (idiot), and is found in any novel with any character that does not do everything perfect in his or her life.
by Matt The Dude March 17, 2003
1) A very unfortuante or small penis.
2) A penis that just can't get it up.
3) The AIDS ridden "Magic Johnson".
2) A penis that just can't get it up.
3) The AIDS ridden "Magic Johnson".
Could that possibly be an inch and a half? That is one Tragic Johnson!
Mike had Joe's dick in his mouth for three hours and couldn't seem to raise his intrests - Joe's is a Tragic Johnson.
Magic Johnson + whores = Tragic Johnson
Mike had Joe's dick in his mouth for three hours and couldn't seem to raise his intrests - Joe's is a Tragic Johnson.
Magic Johnson + whores = Tragic Johnson
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