Thinking position

it is where you ponder and stroke your non-existence beard/stubble and gaze out into the distance

Guy 1: How do we explain this?
Guy 2: Hmm, let's think (begins thinking position)

by ZxGaylordxZ December 26, 2011

locust position

When fucking someone from behind, raising all your arms and legs off the bed and supporting your entire body weight on theirs, thus fucking your partner even deeper. Completing the locust yoga pose on someone's ass.

Ray: I fucked my girlfriend's ass so deep last night. I did the locust position on her ass.
Joe: She must be an ass pig

by Rex Roddy December 19, 2009

positive jamming

A type of mob-based socialism seen frequently in the Internet Age in which the intent is to stifle and even eliminate political debate and opinions contrary to the mob. Especially popular among folk singers, baristas and people who thought that turning their bodies into bad kitsch art sounded like a nifty idea at the time.

"Did you see that web site that said young voters are 'fashion follow monkeys' and that Obama is manipulating us? Let's go lay some positive jamming on them. If that don't shut them up, we can even launch a denial of service attack."

by Freddie Knuckles January 24, 2010

Gay-Positive

A person who has absolutely no issues with sexual orientation.

I don't have any problem with you being gay, I'm completely gay-positive, diversity of sexual orientation is part of nature, and besides, it's your right.

by omshanti December 15, 2011

Amazon Position

During intercourse a woman lays a man down proper like by splitting his legs and throwing them over her shoulders. She then proceeds to get on top and reverses the roll of missionary position.

Guy: Tom! You are not going to believe how Agatha had me last night gurl. We tried The Amazon position and I didn’t know I was ready.

Tom: gurl yaas

by Sallyumlots January 11, 2018

69 position

Dumbass its number is positioned before 68 and 70
You dirty mind bitch

Person 1: What is 69 position

Person 2: Stupid ass 68;69;70

by fat ass 27 October 3, 2022

pole position

first car to arrive to a red light (sarcastic)

Driver exclaimed, "F@!#, pole position again!", as he caught the fifth red light in a row.

by James_Hunt February 14, 2008