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Seventh-inning wretch

A tactical vomit effected in order to continue a night out.

The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.
When everyone decided spontaneously to go to a club after Neil’s pregame and the bar next door, I dashed to the facilities for a seventh-inning wretch so the bouncers wouldn’t see how plastered I was.
by daltonjfk November 4, 2019
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seventh level upgrade

when a huMan being needs to upgrade to the next level of life, job, career, relationsHip or consciousness.

Can be used sarcastically to those you wish to wake up or to someone you want to see achieve greatness.
Ex 1: Johnny is so caught up on telling everyone else to "move on" and "let it go" that he doesn't see he's the one stuck in the past; serious seventh level upgrade needed.

Ex 2: Sweetheart, I think it's time for a seventh level upgrade. You're boss doesn't appreciate you or your talent; it's time to move up the ladder and really affect change that will help people.
by sevenlevels November 30, 2013
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thirty-seventh base

Cleveland: “Mom I hit Thirty-Seventh Base!”
His mother: “You haven’t showered in a month, please we’re concerned
by The420microwave July 24, 2024
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The seventh option

« The seventh option » is what you call a guy that is so cute that he himself could be one of the 7 world wonders.
Mary: Hey, don’t you think that guy in the first year is cute!

Matthew: Bro… he could be the seventh option for me.
by matthraquis January 2, 2023
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