in the muffins

bad, a bummer, FUBAR; a situation that one does not wish to occur, but does anyway

John: An alligator bit off my leg!!
Wes: Dude, that's in the muffins.

by Ryan & Andrew April 5, 2008

ace_the_muffinhead

Ace_the_muffinhead is a trans TikTok creator. He posts about the DreamSMP and shares clips of messages with their friends.

Did you watch ace_the_muffinhead's Livestream?

by User18369173782920 July 25, 2021

The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes

Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man

by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012

TheMuffinMan

Best c ops player zay and skated dick ride him every day he’s pro

The muffin man is cracked
TheMuffinMan is pro

by Muffin88888 November 5, 2020

Themufvinman

Best person on earth. Beautiful, amazing, and genius, and Incredibly cute.

Themufvinman lives on Drury lane
And bakes mufvins

Themufvinman Posts very good tiktoks

Linda: hey Mike, did you see themufvinmans newest TikTok?

Mike: who is that?
Linda: wait... Do you even know the mufvinman, who lives on Drury lane?

by themufvinman. May 6, 2022