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Suicide Mission

by LukeMCFC 141 August 29, 2012
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mission critical

Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.
It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.
by gollen October 22, 2003
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Mission Accumplished

When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.
Steve pulled out of Jenny just in time to cover her face in his man slime. Mission accumplished!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017
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interplanetary mission

When someone must travel between multiple houses and locations on a mission to aquire illegal drugs, usually cannabis.

A common example is for a couple people to leave one house, pick up some people and smoke some bowls at another house. Then a couple people going to the dealers house to grab say an ounce of weed, then selling some weed at another friends house. Often smoking weed the whole time.
"I had to buy and sell across like 6 homes on this interplanetary mission last night and I'm still high."
by pownasaurus May 7, 2009
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mission mode

An extreme sense of task orientation that causes a person (usually male) to focus exclusively on the job at hand at the expense of social graces and pleasantries.
My wife: "I know we're going on a long trip... But we're packed now so you can at least smile. No need to be in mission mode all the time!"
by Mission man July 5, 2014
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Milkbox Mission

A journey that is a waste of your time.
A pursuit resulting in failure.
"Dude sent us on a milkbox mission; we never found what we needed."

"If you're trying to get your dick wet, I'm a milkbox mission."
by Laci Jones January 21, 2009
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Mission and a half

A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.
Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!

John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
by MysteryGirl05 November 19, 2013
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