The Kraken

The gay sexual act of getting gang banged by twelve big black cocks, all slapping against the victim's (usually a white man's) face.
Jeremy was just minding his own business, when all of a sudden, twelve big, muscular, naked black men stepped out of the shadows and was then victim of The Kraken.
by AppleShark93 January 30, 2025
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Kraken Somebody

"Kraken somebody" refers to the kinky act of a Kraken or related species to use tentacles in a raughty manner.
Octupus: "Dawg I'm gonna Kraken somebody today"
by Orphic ichor December 18, 2024
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sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.
Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
by haoleboytoy February 07, 2020
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The Kraken’s Revenge

The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.
Person 1: How was your shit?
Person 2: Not good, the Kraken’s Revenge saw to that.
by Confetti17 January 04, 2020
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What Zeus was doing with his huge ferociously-destructive sea-monster servant.
Zeus had started really kraken down on the opposition until Perseus turned said tentacled behemoth to stone by showing it Medusa's head.
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
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Xtreme Kraken

Xtreme Kraken is an original psuedonym by a random introverted yet cool teenager. He is one of the most moodiest people on the planet. He can be the worst or the best, it's totally variable. His name came from mythological inspiration. Also known as XTK, this guy is multi-talented and one of the best people you'll meet. If you ever do.
Xtreme Kraken is so frickin cool
Xtreme Kraken is so moody
XT Kraken's music is such a unique vibe
by Xtreme Kraken November 23, 2021
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Krakening

On an app called bottled, you can get krakens..Which mass send out bottles in sets of 50.
WHATS UP GUYS?? KIT HERE AND IM UNLEASHING THE KRAKENING
by Kitqwq February 21, 2022
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