Kraken

Name of a sea monster that's been sighted along the coast of Norway,

Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,

Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.

Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord

Being defined as a sea creature.
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken

by Kraken YT October 28, 2020

Kraken sexts

The act of sending nudes while sitting on the toilet and going poop.

Poop synonym: releasing the kraken

OMG Gina; my first date with Mohammad was magical. I sent him Kraken sexts while prepping for my colonoscopy because he made me feel so special.

by MaxHardcore69 October 8, 2025

kraken slayer

An op item used in league of legends with a metaphorical meaning. Kraken is a large octapus that is very hard to be killed, that's why Kraken slayer is a great choice to fuck up the tanks in the game.

"Damn those guys got 4 tanks, I should probably build a kraken slayer to kraken up their asses"

by GreekMadafaka November 20, 2021

Kraken drive

A means of propulsion in Kerbal Space Program that harnesses the power of the Space Kraken to propel the player's ship forwards in a manner that defies the laws of physics. Examples include the heat shield propeller, the ladder drive, and the docking port drive.

A: No matter how hard i tried, i just couldn't fit the delta-v AND the thrust into the same rocket.
B: Well then, Kraken drive it is!

by anuncertainsomeone November 28, 2022

Kraken

In some closed communitys centered around building games such as "Kerbal Space Programm" and "City Skylines", a Kraken is a bug/glitch that randomly appears and fucks everything up.

Much like the Kraken from mythology, it comes and goes without leaving much behind where it worked its destructive power.

"I was building this thing and everything worked nice, until a Kraken just ruined all my work!"

by Feathergreen November 28, 2018

KRAKEN

The term used in Eastern Europe to describe a man with exceptional abilities when using his own tongue. Using it, he can bring a woman to orgasm.

I had a meeting with a real Kraken.
And how was it?
Amazing. I had orgasm after orgasm.

by makokoma July 12, 2023

Kraken

A fat shit

I have to release a huge kraken... it's cap.

by Narstlord November 11, 2018