Garlic Guy

A Garlic Guy (like the Garlic Girl) is a gender neutral term for anyone who sees garlic in a recipe and goes "Yaaaaasssss" and then doubles the amount.

Dad: “why’s there a $800 charge on my credit card?!?”
Me: “sorry Dad, I’m a Garlic Guy”

by Meta 8a January 17, 2022

"Garlic" sauce

When you ejaculate into the bottle of heinz garlic sauce and give it to your girl for her food

Hey babe, heres your "garlic" sauce

by Thot hunter 42069 June 6, 2019

garlic balls

balls so full of flavor you just can not keep them out of your mouth

Wow! Your I can not keep off of your garlic balls!

by zkanders October 22, 2006

Garlic warrior

Islamic fighter

This place is crawling with Garlic warriors......

Yeah, Paris is sadly not what it used to be

by Sandra99 March 21, 2018

Garlic and Anus

Penis and Testicles.

Donato's Penis Room And Grill, Featuring: GARLIC AND ANUS

by Biotech is godzilla November 15, 2004

garlic bread

A story posted by a dumped guy, explaining how he shoved some garlic bread up his ex-girlfriend's ass. People have commented about Garlic Bread since then.

1. I FUCKIN' LOVE GARLIC BREAD
2. Garlic Bread Burns you.

by Nate the Greatness September 7, 2007

garlic salt

A crazy spice slash seasoning that yoopers like on their grilled cheeses.

Sane people from the lower peninsula, wisconsin and chicago don't understand what those crazy fuckers like about it. It makes your breath smell like turd and not the good kind of turd, either.

Drunk yooper: Hey man, you got any garlic salt i can put on that grilled cheeze?

Normal person: no, you're a crazy bastard.

by milkycheeseface January 22, 2007