Barber Poll

Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.

That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.

by MD Jr October 10, 2013

Full Barber

Getting so drunk that you throw up in the bathtub

I went Full Barber last night.

I only want a few drinks tonight, I don’t want to go Full Barber.
Don’t go in the bathroom. He’s going Full Barber in there.

by Justmee2 April 9, 2019

Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

by Filo da puta March 20, 2021

Larois barber

The best Kid Laroi meme pages and is The Kid Laroi personal barber since 2019, when he gave Laroi, “The Buzz cut”, and has since learned from his mistakes.

Someone: Who gave the kid Laroi THAT AWESOME haircut?

Me: Oh, it was Larois barber

by JrRrRr3 July 12, 2022

isabelle barber

amazing human being

lovable

caring
1000/10

an amazing friend

isabelle barber is amazing

by www.tiktok.com June 24, 2020

Ghost Barber

A barber that screws up your hairline terribly, that you deny anyone cut your hair.

Person 1: Brooo, look at your hairline
Person 2: Yo, stfu
Person 1: Who's your ghost barber lmao
Person 2: I don't got one, I swear

by Esskeetit4life March 19, 2019

Blaze Barber

An amazing guy. One of the most attractive people you will ever meet, he has a very good side profile and a really good laugh. He knows all of the right things to say, and will always do the right thing. He is very outgoing and energetic. He is extremely funny and witty and when you see his smile your whole heart will melt. He is an extrovert who will gladly talk to anyone. Often Blaze is an asshole, but he will always have a sweet spot for that one girl.

Guy 1: Damn, did you see Blaze Barber today?
Guy 2: Yeah, all the girls are falling for him these days.

by albertafranklin367 March 26, 2022