Thats not what she said

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.
Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!
by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 23, 2010
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thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such
your ugly thats not what your momma said last night
by Groundhog July 27, 2006
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thats not what your mom told me last night

A good comeback to anything.
Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!
by Same as your mother's March 04, 2005
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please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..

A really shitty use of the word tag
If you clicked this, you know
by Freak July 31, 2003
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thats what thetly ed sheeran)

thats what thetly ed sheeran) is the ship name between thats what the mask is...💔 and akdens (secretly ed sheeran). they're really fucking gay.
do you ship thats what thetly ed sheeran)?
absolutely!
by caniputmyballsinurjaws July 24, 2021
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thats what tommyinnit said

a catchphrase that makes you want to die
person 1 "i shit you not..."
person b "thats what tommyinnit said!!!"
by cucksucker3000 May 06, 2021
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thats whats up

You dont give a sh*t but you dont wanna be a asshole so you nicely agree to them.
I was playing fortnite all night and beat the battle pass!

thats whats up.
by adadsdwa February 04, 2024
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