Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.
Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!
Jordan: Thats not what she said!
Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!
Jordan: Thats what she said!!
Jordan: Thats not what she said!
Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!
Jordan: Thats what she said!!
by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 25, 2010
Get the Thats not what she saidmug. by Groundhog July 26, 2006
Get the thats not what your momma said last nightmug. 
by Freak July 30, 2003
Get the please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..mug. Girl:so thats what you hear in heaven or..
Boy:No baby, that's coco siwa (jojo siwa but mixed with Shabnam the wengie's personality and coco jones' accent)
Boy:No baby, that's coco siwa (jojo siwa but mixed with Shabnam the wengie's personality and coco jones' accent)
by thecharacterwannie July 10, 2022
Get the so thats what you hear in heaven or..mug. Wow, thats long!
thats what she said
IM WET!
thats what she said
Oh come on, put it in!
thats what she said
thats what she said
IM WET!
thats what she said
Oh come on, put it in!
thats what she said
by the lord, e December 3, 2020
Get the thats what she saidmug. by adadsdwa February 4, 2024
Get the thats whats upmug.