A rapid way to cleanse oneself when there isn’t enough time to take a regular shower. This includes re-applying deodorant, changing out underwear and socks, and wiping your ass with a moist wet wipe.
There simply wasn’t enough time after my 12 hour work day before dinner with my in-laws. I took a Tennessee Shower and 30 seconds later I was out the door!
by ratpact4life March 08, 2022
Bologna. Trailer trash in Tennessee buy junk food instead of good food. Along with chips and soda they love bologna, which to them is what steaks are to the rest of us.
Billy Dan had him some nice Tennessee steak for lunch. It was 99 cents a pound at the Piggly Wiggly store.
by PMax March 11, 2008
A sexual trick occuring between a man and a woman that resembles gun-powder being loaded into a muzzleloader. The trick is traditionally performed by men in Tennessee who dip or chew smokeless tobacco. The man and the woman assume the doggy-style position during sex. After a short while of fooling around the man 'tricks' the woman as he removes the smokeless tobacco from his mouth, places it on her asshole, and then shoves it into her rectum with his penis. It is typical for the act to occur in a very short period of time without warning the woman.
"I am still buzzing from the Tennessee Muzzleloader you gave me after the date-party last night."
"She was a slut so instead of regretting the sex I gave her the Tennessee Muzzleloader."
"She was a slut so instead of regretting the sex I gave her the Tennessee Muzzleloader."
by Stonewall1863 January 04, 2008
It is to tuck in the front of your shirt while leaving the back undone closley resembling a "mullet".
by Fred Fame June 26, 2007
Jeb had a wonderfull Tennessee Waterfall to show off to the ladies. He also has 7 original teeth left.
by Bud E Love May 19, 2003
"If Roe v. Wade gets repealed, so long as we have Grizzly bears you can still get a Tennessee abortion."
by Reagan Reagan Reagan March 24, 2007
When a large man from the Midwest spackles the porcelain and has no toilet paper he uses a hot tub in the southern states.
Kris had came to the conclusion that Mitch did a “Tennessee bidet” after his analysis of the crime scene of the bathroom.
by Freto5 March 21, 2021