Boner in sweatpants

A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events

Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants

by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016

uggs and sweatpants

The ugliest thing a girl could possibly wear. Any girl wearing this automatically goes down 4 points on the scale. For example a really attractive 9 would only be a mediocre 5. When I see a girl with uggs and sweatpants I just want vomit. Girls that wear this might as well put on a teeshirt that says "sperm dumpster".

Guy 1: Look at that ugly ass girl wearing uggs and sweatpants.

Guy 2: FUCK! That bimbo makes me want to gouge my eyeballs!

by Miketroup May 2, 2009

sweatpantsing

The act of lounging, to be lazzy

Nah man i don't feel like smoking that bag of meth today, I'm sweatpantsing.

by JoeCurvy December 6, 2007

no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days

those block days in school when all of your easy classes are for some reason all together. Aka chill days. May also apply when you are sick.

p1: you look comfy today
p2: hell yeah! I got all my easy classes today
p1: so its one of those no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days?
p2: yes

by eliseschmnise September 3, 2010

Sargeant Sweatpants

This is a person who puts sweatpants on his head so that he can help captain digiorno cook some pizza.The sweatpants protect the pizza from any hair. It is also known for sargeant sweatpants to act like an eagle and make motor noises while on a voyage. All in all a sargeant sweatpants is a best friend of captain digiorno.

Preheat that oven to 400 degrees sargeant sweatpants so we can cook that frozen pizza.

by Sargeant Sweatpants August 7, 2009

sweatpants couple

A pair of people who have been dating so long that they no longer care how they look, and therefore wear sweatpants everywhere; often associated with a near-inseparable couple that doesn't seem entirely happy.

"Tom and Jane are no fun to hang out with anymore, they've kind of turned into a sweatpants couple"

by SammyJB May 1, 2010

Sweather

The proper way to spell "sweater."

Cool red sweatHer, vro.
Thanks, b. I dig yo sweatHer too, b :cryingfaceemoji: :100: :eggplant:

by Ornlu September 8, 2017