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Swearing Virginity

The innocence that each person has before he or she swears for the first time.
F-Boy: I got a girl really angry last night and took her swearing virginity!
by Gazzy with a g April 26, 2017
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swear to gog

To be lying, but want to make an effort to show you are not by swearing....but to 'gog,' and not God, but most people won't catch the word being replaced.
I used to date Beyonce and taught her how to sing. Foreal, I swear to gog, cuz.
by Ramal March 29, 2015
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elbow swear

a promise that should never be able to be broken. but somehow people find a way to break it.
"I love you."he said

"elbow swear?" she asked

"elbow swear" he promised.
by highmatenince June 27, 2015
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Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.
"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.
by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017
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Swear String

Noun: A Large amount of curse words used in 5 sentences or less.
Geez, you'll get in so much trouble if you use a swear string in front of the teachers.
by Abraham Zhao May 28, 2005
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Australian swearing

Taking two unrelated swear-words and combining them into one.
Some examples of australian swearing are "Ah, shitcunt! That dickfucker ate my sandwich!"
by Jim Roger April 10, 2017
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utensil swearing

when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer

etc

utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree

fucking twat donkey etc
by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009
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