Snatchel

When a woman uses her vagina to hold her personal objects, sorta like a coin purse or satchel.

Hey mom, have you seen my hat!?" "You can have it after you clean your room." "But I need it now!" "Then your going to have to reach in and get it out of MY SNATCHEL!" "Uh nevermind."
Are you using a snatchel or are you just happy to see me?

by Oscar The Cat August 14, 2010

Satchel

My best friend and the bestest dude on the planet. He is the best boyfriend and friend and has really good jokes.

KC: does satchel like party hats?
Me: of course he does! He’s a party boy!

by Leah Snotwhiler August 2, 2018

Cock Satchel

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Penis Luggage.

Smart off to me again and I'll smack you in the cock satchel!

by Anuscakes the third September 8, 2010

buffalo satchel

A large scrotum. One for holding large testicles. Often times associated with elephantitis on the male gonads. Also used as a term to describe someone who is brave or courageous.

Man, that dude has some big balls, bet he carries them in a buffalo satchel!

Marines have to have buffalo satchels when they go into war.

by hypertonic August 28, 2011

Satchel

Satchel is used to call ownership over something, used in the UK.
This is the newer version of "dibbs" and "bagsy", it voids both of them. You c
Can not use Satchel to "shotgun" a front seat. You can use shotgun on other items but satchel over rules shotgun on all other items.

sam - I SATCHEL THE FRONT SEAT!
chris - I shot gun it!

Chris gets the seat.

sam - I satchel that girl ;)
Chris - I shot gun her!

sam gets the girl.

maisie - bagsy not closing the door
sam - satchel not closing it
chris - shot gun it.

sam does not have to, it is between maisia and chris to shout satchel first to leave the weakest to close the door.

by Mejita July 7, 2008

sex-satchel

To carry along supplies for spontanious sex, and for the supplies to have their own place.

I saw Sarah was always carrying around a fanny-pack, but when I saw what she kept in there, I realized it was a sex-satchel!

by Darkvein January 18, 2005

satchel

A large, preferably navy green bag, used to transport large quantities of beer into the unsuspecting bathrooms of bars, restaurants, theaters, etc; where they are then to be chugged. Satchel is most commonly used among sketchy individuals; the less fortunate and/or college students. Tactic to save money.

Dude, you ready to satchel it up?

by LizzJizz March 31, 2007