Norwegian Sundial

The opposite of a Swiss Watch/ Swiss Colon. A digestive tract that could go off at any time within a 24 hour window.

That curry turned my arse from a Swiss Watch to a Norwegian Sundial.

by Scrotal Wipeout January 9, 2020

African Sundial

When a well endowed African man lays down with an erect penis causing the shadow to act as a sundial.

Man 1: Hey what time is it?
Man 2: Just look at the old African Sundial over there.

by Spooperdom February 10, 2020