dutch submarine

When you're on the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland and you let one go.

Mary: I really have to fart, should I do it now in line?
Liz: What?
Mary: I don't wanna fart in the submarine. I just had that chimichanga in line at Toy Story Mania! It would be the worst Dutch Oven ever!
Liz: ...Dutch Submarine...

by The M Rock August 17, 2010

Big Submariner

A Big Submariner is the commander of submariners. They are usually small infants that wear horridly stinky poopy diapers. This strange phenomenon is usually seen at their den, which is kind of like a river now. They are also known to participate in the act of human sacrifice by pushing pregnant women in front of trains. Remember to watch out for when he submerges, for hearing a Big Sub's whine is the equivalence of listening to an airplane go super sonic.

Me: My god, sir are you okay?
Old man: No, me be seein' one in Lexington
Me: Saw what?
Old man: It be huge, son. I be seein' one of 'em Big Submariners...
Me: Oh my, that must've been terrible
Old man: Aye! It almost took me hearin'
Me: My god, what a terrible thing to see, I'm glad you lived!

by Explosivechicken Reilig July 6, 2010

Submarine kiss

when a male receives oral sex whilst the penis and lower body is submerged in water. the one giving the oral sex must be completely submerged while giving oral sex for it to qualify as a submarine kiss

swimming pools are a useful location to conduct a successful submarine kiss

by Water man May 11, 2014

Submarine Man

a 26 year old man who is the personification of autotune and uses plotagon for his music videos. he also has an extreme foot fetish. he is a youtube rapper.

Wow, Submarine Man really sucks!

by emoglittercakes May 27, 2019

anal submarine

a submarine that is transmitted through stripper poles. made in Zimbabwe. usually fatal.

"DON'T GO NEAR THAT POLE U COULD GET AN ANAL SUBMARINE"!

by SHimp111 October 19, 2021

Spanish submarine

Giving a blow job under water

Dude!!! She totally gave him a spanish submarine in last week's pool party

by Venclaudejendame December 5, 2017

Yellow submarine

Similar to an Alaskan pipeline, its a sex act in which one urinates into a condom, freezes it, then uses the condom like a dildo

Charles: So Jenny wanted me to use a dildo on her last night but she couldn't find hers.

Hezekiah: Oh, really? So what did you do?

Charles: I made a yellow submarine and fucked her with it the next morning.

by Dr Bizzzaro October 18, 2011