Starbucks

A frielndly corporation that may charge too much for coffee but takes good care of their employees,customers, community,and the enviroment. Part-time employees receive full medical benefits when our government can't figure out how to give the rest of americans affordable healthcare. Last time I checked corporations like Enron are the evil ones. Gas and electric companies are the fat bastards sitting on tons on money and charging us crap loads of money to stay warm in the winter. Peoople choose to go to Starbucks and spend $4.00 on a latte. I can't choose to not have electricity or gas.

Starbucks donates all it's day old pastries to local homeless shelters.

Starbucks by megmeg March 13, 2007

starfuckery 

The degree of egregious idolatry and adulation someone engages in when in the presence of a person more famous than them.

Reaching new levels of starfuckery at an APEC summit, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key pressed himself against US President Barack Obama's leg and began a frottage that was unbecoming of the occasion. The Cambodian hosts expressed their firm disapproval of starfuckery by making Mr Key wear a Gay Red Shirt for the remainder of the day.

starfuckery by Statler and Waldorf November 27, 2012

Starbuckless

A morning without Starbucks coffee, tea or pastries

Fall Break at a university and the on-campus Starbucks is closed! Staff and faculty leave the Student Union unhappy and empty handed. They, not by choice, are starting their day--Starbuckless!

Starbuckless by university dweller October 20, 2009

Starbucks Close 

A non-exact unit of measurement used to describe the distance between two places that are convienently close to each other. Derived from the fact that Starbucks coffee shops are built so close together, the distance between one Starbucks and the next is incredibly short.

Person 1: "This house party sucks. Let's hit up that bar on Main, find some sluts."

Person 2: "Is it close by here?"

Person 1: "Oh, dude, super close."

Person 2: "How close?"

Person 1: "Like, Starbucks Close."

Person 2: "Fuck it, let's roll."

Starbucks Close by Shullie February 7, 2010

Starbucks Shitageddon 

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.

"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."

Starbucks Shitageddon by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010

starbucks queen

A white girl that is addicted to starbucks, every time you see her she has starbucks

That white girl is a starbucks queen

starbucks queen by wjn April 25, 2015

Starbucks daddy 

A guy who gives you free Starbucks or Starbucks gift cards

Girl 1 why do you have Starbucks I thought you were broke

Girl 2 I have a Starbucks daddy he gives me Starbucks whenever I want

Starbucks daddy by Forrealz27 February 14, 2017