Starbucks Porn

Simple as the name is, porn that involves a Starbucks kink. This type of porn is popular among basic bitches s it involves all their favourite Starbucks beverages.

Damn that was some kinky Starbucks Porn, she had a whole frappucino up her vag.

by WHatspoppinJimbo October 9, 2017

Brick Starbucks

(Verb) (to brick Starbucks)
A term used to describe the action of getting coffee. Used in the context of a café or some other kind of coffee-serving establishment.

“Do you wanna brick Starbucks with me next Saturday?”

by A helpful Gay July 19, 2020

make your dad buy you starbucks day

October 13 is National make your dad buy you starbucks day! a national holiday that is fun for all kids and teens...

Hey Billy!

Hey Sarah!

Did you know today is national make your dad buy you starbucks day?-Billy
I did not! Thanks for telling me! I am going to make my dad buy it for me right now!-sarah

by thedopequeeen October 7, 2018

Starbucks syndrome

A person who suffers from compulsive behavior about their need for caffeine from Starbucks. Symptoms begin with an itch or twitch in the morning, which is followed by thoughts only about Starbucks, which is followed by erratic behavior such as walking or driving nearly comatose to the nearest Starbucks only to wait anxiously in line until you take your first sip of Starbucks coffee. Approximately six hours later, people who suffer from Starbucks syndrome repeat the symptoms. People who suffer from Starbucks syndrome also compulsively think about the Trenta size.

Signs and symptoms of Starbucks Syndrome usually begin after your first trip to Starbucks.

by Caffeinated Beverage April 4, 2011

Starbucks name

An unusual fake name you provide to a worker at a restaurant, coffee shop, etc. in order to uniquely identify you among the other patrons.

Without a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: John
(2 minutes later) Barista: Coffee for John!
(Five guys try to grab the coffee)

With a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: Orlando
(2 minutes later) Barista: Here's your coffee, Orlando!

by TardBarglar June 8, 2009

starbucks

A good place to hang out with a coffee and a book. Or, a place to stop before school to wake you up.

We're going to get a Starbucks before the test today, you in?

by Michelle P. September 10, 2007

starbucks

Despite what the "free thinkers" will tell you about how Starbucks is somehow going to take over the world (this isn't Austin Powers), their coffee is pretty good. I figured we would have learned our lesson from South Park.

Jilly: Starbucks is so dumb. Only sheep go there.
Billy: Yes, I'm sure sheep would probably enjoy the taste of good coffee as well.

by your moms hot lover December 28, 2005